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Virtual Voting to Someday Count as Real Votes
If you stood in line to cast your vote or if you were too busy updating your facebook page to get out, the US government is researching the use of online voting through an online game called Second Life. Real Wisconsin News studies the viability of using this method.
- UN Debates How to Handle Sarah Palin
- Polls Confirm Americans Trust McCain More (With Their Daughters)
- GOP Wants McCain Heroism to Take Center Stage
- Obama Must Give up Role as Senator, Television Icon
- Sarah Palin Proves Abstinence-Only Education Works, Especially For Others
- United States Added to State Department List of Human Rights Violators
- Don’t Most Preachers Say Some Crazy-A$$ $h1t Sometimes?
Local News
Murders to be Recalculated With Probably Deserved It Factor
Milwaukee lawmakers introduced a measure last week that will more accurately reflect the true crime rate in Milwaukee. They say people have a misconception that an average citizen in the Milwaukee is in danger of being killed in random acts of violence. However, city officials have been arguing for years that most city of Milwaukee murder victims probably deserved it,
- Milwaukee May Vote to Outlaw Guns Next July Fourth
- Man Who Lost Dream Home to Flooding Says it is Not Enough Nobody Was Not Hurt
- Valentine's Day Cards Confiscated
- Milwaukee Gangs to Set up Al-Qaeda-like Training Camps
- Milwaukee Gun Buyback Program Scrapped; Bullet-proof Vests to be Offered Instead
- Radium in Water Could Save Your Life
- MPS Schools Better Reflect Criminal Justice System in New Budget
Sports
TBS Almost Drops Ball During Cubs Broadcast
Normally, fans at home hate it when television broadcasts of sports focus on elements of the game that are irrelevant, like the wife of the coach or little kids with stupid signs. However, in the last two Cubs games, TBS was irresponsible in their decision to refrain from showing the crowd (until after most viewers tuned out) as the Cubs choked once again. ...
- Lemurs Claim Ryan Braun as One of Their Own
- Ted Thompson Secures Asshole of the Year
- Brett Favre - An All-time Great: Let Us See The Way
- Bucks Lead League in Moral Victories
- Students get high instead of going to local high school basketball game
- Man Bags Bambi, Threatens Thumper
- Milwaukee Bucks Anticipate Winning Next Year's Lottery
Money
Conservative Analysis of Economic Crisis
As a way to provide fair and balanced coverage, the Real Wisconsin News is providing the conservative analysis of the economic crisis as discussed on conservative talk radio by Rush Limbaugh, Mark Belling and Sean Hannity, as well as, on Fox News. First we list a factual chronology of how the crisis developed....
- Sallie Mae Subject of Unfair Criticism
- Jeep is Staunchest Supporter of War Effort Amongst Automakers
- Halliburton Nominated for Nobel Prizes
- Elmo Afflicted
- State Lawmakers Work to Improve Business Environment
- Wisconsin Farmers Prepare for Brave New Warm World
- Columbia St. Mary's and Froedtert Will Work Twice as Hard to Remain Inefficient
Life
Army Develops New Virtual Game After Criticism at Summerfest
The shutting down of a popular game at Summerfest called Virtual Army Experience has led the army to reconsider its techniques for recruiting youngsters. “We thought an exciting romp through an urban environment in a Humvee with guns-a-blazing would excite our nation’s youth,” said Brigadier General Joe Anderson. “Apparently, Summerfest patrons are not looking for fun, so we’ve developed a game called Virtual Army Home Experience." ...
- Charlton Heston’s Gun Finally Pried From His Cold, Dead Hands
- New Pica Diet Sweeping the Nation
- Two New Morning After Pills to be Sold
- The CW Network to Target Lowest IQ Segment
- Canadian Scientists to Clone Jesus
- Community Columnist: Kiss FM Worse Than Previously Thought
- I'm Not Gay, But I Can't Get Samwell's "What What" Out of my Butt, or Head
On Campus
Bars to Offer New Obama Slammer
With the popularity of Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama, especially on college campuses, bars all over the nation are marketing a new drink called the Obama Slammer (Slamma). The drink has not officially been endorsed by the Obama camp, but it is the official drink of his Facebook page.
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- Don Imus to Present at NOW Conference in Detroit
- Ted Thompson Secures Asshole of the Year
- Martin Lawrence Admits He Plays Serena Williams, Family
- Religious Man Thrown off Flight for Inappropriate Attire
- The CW Network to Target Lowest IQ Segment
- Milwaukee Gun Buyback Program Scrapped; Bullet-proof Vests to be Offered Instead
- Brett Favre - An All-time Great: Let Us See The Way
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