Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is reportedly preparing for his potential ten-year prison term for tax evasion by buying a video camera. The same type of cutting-edge reality nude adventures he captured of college girls in need of attention will be filmed in the prison, with a working title of Guys Gone Wild: Prison Life Uncensored. Men serving time for crimes will be lured into exposing themselves to the camera for cigarettes and phone cards. Women and curious men will be treated to all kinds of wild situations, shower scenes, weightlifting, and the occasional beat-down. Instead of well-endowed college females, the camera will capture well-tattooed males coyly avoiding anything wild until enticed with enough tobacco to get wild.

Art Critiques by Rainbow Meadows A man from Pewaukee was arrested April 4th for his new performance art exhibit at the Milwaukee Art Museum. Art critics have said that the form of performance art, known as artisto destructo and utilized by such well-known artists as John Cage and Yoko Ono, is little more than someone who is not artistic interacting with art. The piece at the Milwaukee Art Museum, however, involved a man called “Pewaukee Man” ripping down "The Triumph of David" by Ottavio Vannini and putting his foot through the painting, valued at $300,000. Pewaukee Man’s work, entitled “David and Goliath’s Goliath” was no mere angry tirade, but a work of performance art that may turn the art world upside down.