Scientists around the world are touting a new discovery that may naturally counteract the effects of global warming, and the good news is that humans can work to create this effect in the same way they create global warming—pollution.

Over the past thirty years, scientists and very activity-deprived weather aficionados have noticed something strange while conducting daily pan tests. A pan test calculates how much water evaporates from a pan in one day, and some people enjoy filling a pan with water and measuring this phenomenon daily. The pan tests have been showing a decrease in the rate of evaporation, just as there seems to be an increase in global temperature, which according to people like Paul Joseph, seems to be counterintuitive.

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Thursday, October 09, 2008 10878
Rapper 50 Cent asks, "Yo, did some crazy shit go down with my stickity-stocks this week?" more important questions answered here:
Monday, July 30, 2007 5433
Dear Biker Chick How is it best to score with a biker chick? Signed Nad Suburb It's probably best when you are both satisfied afterwards, but be certain she is. If you're asking how to get her to fall in love with you, it's the same with all women: have the balls to ask her out, buy her a few drinks, tell her she looks pretty fairly often and that the scar on her face adds character, and ask to see her tattoos. You might want to listen to what she says, or at least pretend to, and then you've got her, unless you take her out to the parking lot and you drive a Kia or one of those confused mini-SUVs. Dear Biker Chick That guy holding the sign is kinda cute. Are you dating him? Is there anyway to make his picture load faster so I don't have so much time to diddle while the page downloads? Dear Unsigned Submitter, The guy holding the sign is Homeless John, not because he actually is homeless, but because he looks homeless. Sort of like you look to your friends using your parents' NetZero dial-up connection and complaining about speed. Thanks for the advice, anyhow. I'm not exactly a web designer, but I've got a few photos of me I've resized before, so we got the size a bit smaller for you, and all the other web surfers out there who like things small. As for Homeless John's availability. I wouldn't say we're seeing each other, but he is a good man. Submit a photo so we can post it on our web page, and John can determine if you're his type. ---> and pick up some of those cigars over there while you're at it or click on a damn google ad so I can get some new pipes on my bike.

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