Nicole Dewly, a freshman from Des Moines, has apparently misunderstood the term “Freshman 15,” but the guys in Towers don’t seem to mind. Nicole, or Nikki, as her friends call her, has worked hard to achieve the  number.

 

“I so wanted to fit in,” said Nikki in a late-night interview. “I’d heard about this Freshman 15, and I just had to do it. I mean, 15’s nothin’.

“Dude, she’s so hot,” my roommate claimed last week. “If you don’t, I will again.”

As of December 16, Nikki had reached a grand total of six towards her Freshman 15, and with her continued persistence, this reporter is sure that she will accomplish the goal in the end (no pun intended).

“As long as I pass finals and come back next semester, there is no way I’ll be denied,” claimed Nikki after our interview, and then added,  “Is this your sock?”

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In a campaign strategy long since thought dead, Hillary Clinton has elected to run an issues based campaign. Supporters are concerned that having effective policies won't be enough in a nation obsessed with superficial observations, parsnickity politicing, nice hair, cable TV sound bite reporting and overdone internet quasi-news.
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Yes, someone is whispering in this video. Seems to be saying, "Jesse." Turn the volume up and scare your mom. {youtube}pFmEfIjqyH0{/youtube}

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