Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is reportedly preparing for his potential ten-year prison term for tax evasion by buying a video camera. The same type of cutting-edge reality nude adventures he captured of college girls in need of attention will be filmed in the prison, with a working title of Guys Gone Wild: Prison Life Uncensored. Men serving time for crimes will be lured into exposing themselves to the camera for cigarettes and phone cards. Women and curious men will be treated to all kinds of wild situations, shower scenes, weightlifting, and the occasional beat-down. Instead of well-endowed college females, the camera will capture well-tattooed males coyly avoiding anything wild until enticed with enough tobacco to get wild.

The founder of the wildly successful Girls Gone Wild is facing ten years in prison in part for claiming $20 million in false business expenses...

the business venture continues here

Wednesday, July 25, 2007 16375
A large number of mostly African-American youths gathered across the street from Mayfair Mall recently in order to protest the new rules at the mall, and to scare anyone who ventured too close to their “gang.” The mall has vowed to keep youngsters out of the mall because of increased crime when they are allowed in, but the protesters have deemed the rules as unnecessary. “What the mall needs to do is hire folks from the community to help control the children,” said one youth counselor. “Those kids trust us more than some cracka-ass security guard.”
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 5935
New York Governor and former Attorney General Eliot Spitzer became the latest victim of a Pussitocracy run amok. In what is becoming a growing problem, over-achievers are finding it more and more difficult to get laid, and as a result are finding themselves left with no choice but to buy a piece of ass.

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